guys i'm sure you've been in this situation before:
you're just sitting on the couch watching some tv and your girlfriend suddenly perks up and asks the dreaded question, "so, what are you thinking about". Here is the scenario
her: what are you thinking about?
you(bewildered look): ummm nothing
her: you can't just be thinking about nothing!!!
ladies a man says nothing when you ask this question for 2 possible reasons:
1. the most obvious reason is that we are really not thinking about anything. really it's true. yes this is possible. the reason being is that for the most part, we don't need to rack our brains over shit that we don't have control over. we are not thinking about what color our bridesmaid's dresses will be in our unplanned wedding. we are not thinking of names for our future children. we just want to sit here and enjoy the episode of "the first 48"
2. sometimes we are thinking of something, but it's probably either a.) not very interesting to you or b.) it's something that you really don't want to hear. in the instance of b.) we don't tell you because we want to avoid a fight or a bloody lip. here are some examples:
a.) i would really like a sandwich right now
b.) i wonder what it would be like to have sex with her sister (you can replace this with best friend or any other hot girl that you know)
a.) how can i fart without her smelling and/or hearing it
b.) i really dislike her mother
a.) i wonder if i could drink a gallon of milk in an hour
b.) did i say dislike..i really fucking hate her intrusive mother
Ladies save yourself some disappointment and us some aggravation, don't ask this question. 99% of the time the answer we will give will not be what you want to hear. if we wanted you to know what we were thinking, you more than likely wouldn't have to ask us.