Whatcha Thinking About????

guys i'm sure you've been in this situation before:

you're just sitting on the couch watching some tv and your girlfriend suddenly perks up and asks the dreaded question, "so, what are you thinking about". Here is the scenario

her: what are you thinking about?
you(bewildered look): ummm nothing
her: you can't just be thinking about nothing!!!

ladies a man says nothing when you ask this question for 2 possible reasons:

1. the most obvious reason is that we are really not thinking about anything. really it's true. yes this is possible. the reason being is that for the most part, we don't need to rack our brains over shit that we don't have control over. we are not thinking about what color our bridesmaid's dresses will be in our unplanned wedding. we are not thinking of names for our future children. we just want to sit here and enjoy the episode of "the first 48"

2. sometimes we are thinking of something, but it's probably either a.) not very interesting to you or b.) it's something that you really don't want to hear. in the instance of b.) we don't tell you because we want to avoid a fight or a bloody lip. here are some examples:

a.) i would really like a sandwich right now

b.) i wonder what it would be like to have sex with her sister (you can replace this with best friend or any other hot girl that you know)

a.) how can i fart without her smelling and/or hearing it

b.) i really dislike her mother

a.) i wonder if i could drink a gallon of milk in an hour

b.) did i say dislike..i really fucking hate her intrusive mother

Ladies save yourself some disappointment and us some aggravation, don't ask this question. 99% of the time the answer we will give will not be what you want to hear.  if we wanted you to know what we were thinking, you more than likely wouldn't have to ask us. 

OHHHH You mean I can't handle crazy. You are absolutely correct!!!

i'm sure you've been cruising along Facebook and at one point seen this quote in someone's status. so let's break this famous Marilyn Monroe quote down.

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

1. most people are in denial of just how crazy they are and because of the denial, they will not take measures to try to lessen the craziness

2. because of said craziness, some shit just shouldn't be dealt with....PERIOD!!

3. i'm pretty sure because of the denial of aforementioned craziness, the bad times outweigh the good. that means it's time to move on!!!

4. if you find yourself posting this quote in your status more than once, you might want to consider the common denominator in the situation. you are probably in denial about how crazy you are!!!

in summation, most people use this quote just to make themselves feel better about the situation and in most situations shift blame to the other party. the quote itself denotes craziness. stop using this quote!!! it only makes you look crazier than what you probably are. Marilyn Monroe was a beautiful woman, no doubt. she was not a role model. she was an adulterer. taking love advice from Marilyn Monroe is like getting drug rehab advice from Whitney Houston.